K but y'all need to understand just how GOOD my ass looks and feels in these jeans.
Every day i search 'dumb bitch' to see if im finally one of those lucky few and every day simon proves they're better than me
hail king simon, dumbest bitch in the land. may his ass grow ever thiccer.
all u have to do to show up is to have dumb bitch in ur bio
it is for this reason u truely earn the title of dumb bitch
but not knowing how to be a dumb bitch makes you the dumb bitch queen. all hail plum the dumb bitch queen
hey plum I've been wondering
how did u think ppl showed up in the dumb bitch search
did u think that thell just made a list of watefall users and ranked them by dumb bitch levels
I thought that maybe if I tagged enough posts as dumb bitch then the algorithm would see the error of its ways
I heard we were posting selfies? 2 older ones plus 2 new ones with my new hair :3 hello!
Hopping the bandwagon. Once my hair doesn’t look terrible if I can get a pic that shows off the color a bit I’ll post that one.
I don’t have any good recent selfies so here’s one of me in November cosplaying Breath of the Wild Gerudo Link. Yes, walking back and forth from the convention center to the parking garage was extremely uncomfortable 😬
#hello are you staring directly into my soul??? #your eyes suggest that you know exactly what I've done up to and including what fanfic I read circa 2012 #I do not know this video game but I am sure you are the best gerudo link that there has ever been #as you are the loveliest #mutuals tag #I dont actually know if you're following me or not but like probably??25 notes
well i tried taking a nice selfie but my cat just WONT leave me ALONE
so this is what y'all get ✌️
#Theres a lot going on here ros let's break it down #first and foremost it looks like you're having an arguement with god #your face implies that you are not winning but you will not back down #you are dressed like every non-femme queer person I have ever known which is to say you are dressed like a mom from the 90s #your hair is great #there is no hidden jipe their your hair is just great #all in all you look like a chaotic bard and a lute would not be out of place in this photo #send tweet #mutuals tag41 notes