sometimes you just [redacted] and sometimes you just *static noises*
me after one (1) glass of water: i am refreshed. i've never felt this refreshed before. i could quite possibly do anything now.
me after six (6) glasses of water: i am a desert. never before has water passed through these lips. i was born parched and one day i will return to the dust from which i came.
I'm allergic to dogs' saliva and my dog wants nothing more in then world then to show me her love via her tongue so every time the sun crests over the horizon I am forced to renegotiate my boundaries with my dog, who is convinced that I died the night before and have miraculously returned to her the following morning
The sheer euphoria I feel taking control of my name is indescribable tbqh
hey. hey please help me please. how do I pronounce naruto.
I dont want to have a job!!! I dont want to do work!!! I want to curl up into a ball in a rollie chair and spin around until I see god!!!!!!!!
i don't know. a damn thing about. world of warcraft. and i never will.
The only 3 things you need to know are
1. There are orcs there
2. I'm very into that
and 3. I have a little pig and his name is Mr. Wiggles and he follows me around and I die for him
"these are the top 10 mysteries of people that have no identity" yo how do i get on that list
I'm at 126 followers currently, and my birthday is on August 4th so I'm thinking of maybe doing some kind of giveaway if I hit 150 before then??? Any ideas?
your WoW account
I'd rather die
I wish I was articulate enough to explain how important the internet can be in a young person's development while also emphasizing how dangerous it can be to have adults and children interacting on a largely unrestricted platform
#cw trauma mention #theres like.... no support group for people who were 12 in 2009 and played on habbo hotel #like I have a love hate relationship with runescape because of it #it's hard to love something that's negatively impacted your psyche #this is a large part of the reason I dont follow minors22 notes
If you try to yeet me across the room, I have to tell you, I am unyeetable
me trying to explain my relationship with my gender