this is worm country, boys!!!!!

Loni | 21 | she/hers | dumb bitch | frog enthusiast | yee-haw adjacent | maybe I'm allergic to bees

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my caravan driver singing a lovely song about her alpacas. i would die for her.


plum reblogged greatkingrat
emlynlua -

important survey:

  1. are you a vanilla coke gay or a cherry coke gay

  2. are you a top or a bottom


abbyarchive-deactivated-2020FebSat-200201050224-631 -

1. cherry

2. wouldnt you like to know


greatkingrat -

DAMMIT ABBY ITS FOR SCIENCE


plum -

abby we all know ur not a top


emlynlua -

important survey:

  1. are you a vanilla coke gay or a cherry coke gay

  2. are you a top or a bottom


plum reblogged rosefairy

princess lesbian flag!

susato -

Here is my other lesbian flag edit! For when you love girls & are a princess [tumblr link]

Purple is forroyalty and orange-pink is because it looked cute & for the sunsets & flowers you see w/ your girlfriend, also blushy checks.

Purple + Blue are the colors comonly used for royality, but i wanted to give the flag warm colors, so i put orange instead

Squared edited versions for icons:


i was put here to tell jokes and sing songs to my lizard and I think im doing an alright job


erasabledata -

WHY did the fairies have to leave me in this world and bring the human child back to their world maybe i wanted to live in the fairy world


archfey-deactivated-2020MarTue-200317040331-276 -

me after one (1) glass of water: i am refreshed. i've never felt this refreshed before. i could quite possibly do anything now.


plum -

me after six (6) glasses of water: i am a desert. never before has water passed through these lips. i was born parched and one day i will return to the dust from which i came.


plum reblogged butch-link
corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 -

gay yearning: now available as a yankee candle


plum -

High of 102 tomorrow, 104 Saturday and 106 Sunday this is incredibly homophobic


abbyarchive-deactivated-2020FebSat-200201050224-631 -

pls translate into british for me so i can feel sorry for u


plum -

38.9 C tomorrow, 40 C saturday and 41 C on sunday :(


High of 102 tomorrow, 104 Saturday and 106 Sunday this is incredibly homophobic


plum reblogged patchy

Midsummer poems || milamai


plum reblogged transwerewolf
greatkingrat -

Friendly reminder that arospec people awesome.


plum -

The only way to get in contact with me is to get a wow account and I'm not sorry


nyanymous-deactivated-2019AugSun-190811110826-0222 -

false! i could also break into your house and slip notes under your furniture for you to find months from now. remarkeably, they'll contain advice which you'll find extrememely useful moments from when you read them.


plum -

false you could not break into my house because I do not exist


plum reblogged emlynlua
emlynlua -

truth coming out of her well to throw hands with mankind


emlynlua -

truth coming out of her well to bloody deck mankind


plum reblogged emlynlua
bite -

A green frog [Lithobates clamitans, formerly Rana clamitans] | 📷: [John White](https://calphotos.berkeley.edu/ "CalPhotos, Berkeley Natural History Museums)


The only difference between being an adult and a child is that you have to learn how to say fuck you more politely. You dont gotta do it but you've got to know how.


plum reblogged peachy-queer
emlynlua -

im gay and i like potatoes


plum reblogged peachy-queer
archfey-deactivated-2020MarTue-200317040331-276 -

you can really dress however you want once you've gained the ability to disintegrate haters with a single glance


The only way to get in contact with me is to get a wow account and I'm not sorry


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